To Feminist, Minority N.C.I.S., F.B.I., & D.E.A. S.O.D.:

Remember, N.C.I.S., we're going to need many arrest warrants and search warrants for that violent, domestic violence abuser, an ex-husband of my CTU academic advisor, a female, M.B.A. whose a battered victim and has continually been stalked by her ex-husband, all his people, and all his former gorilla pimps/mistresses. I can't have any of them criminally stalking, abusing me and hacking into my VONAPP account for the VA, which are all federal violations.